The Chronicles of Jim and George
Jim and George are winners. They are survivors. They’re the type you want to have around when the nukes have gone off and the zombies start invading. I know this because I’ve been with them from the beginning. Jim and George want to live.
George is an aspiring Super Beefsteak Tomato plant. Jim is an eager bell pepper. Both strive to soak up as much water, sunlight and nutrients as possible. They’re also both damn determined. My ambitions got the best of me a couple months ago and I tried to grow a bunch of plants from seeds. Of 20 or so planted, 5 sprouted and only 2 have managed to sprout leaves and not look like un-dead zombie vegetable plants.
Jim and George are strong. They understand survival of the fittest. Learn the lesson Jim and George can teach you. Don’t die.
